THE FAKE DAUGHTER BECAME THE FAVORITE

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Chapter 167: You Absolutely Must Be Okay

Wen Yan stood frozen like a wooden chicken, involuntarily swallowing her saliva.

"He actually managed to poison himself just by eating mushrooms?!"

She almost thought she was back in Yunnan.

Hearing this, Shen Jinghe shot a glance at Wen Yan and shoved away Shen Jingchuan’s hand, which was grabbing his ear once again.

With a expression of utter despair, he said, "You should thank your stars he skewer-grilled those mushrooms for himself. If he’d thrown them into the pot for us all to boil together, he wouldn't be the only one seeing toad monsters right now."

Jiang Wanwan looked at Shen Jinghe silently. "Now I can tell you two are actual brothers."

Bullet Comments:

[*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap, what kind of earth-shattering mega-gossip is this?! Shocked me for a hundred years!*]

[*I'm sorry, I really want to laugh, but this is so explosive!*]

[*Hahahahaha, mushroom poisoning! Does it have to be this hilarious?!*]

[Mushroom poisoning comedy level: +100. Accidental self-doxxing mega-gossip after poisoning comedy level: +1,000,000,000!]

[I SAID these two had an unusual relationship!!! Turns out I was right! Who could have guessed they are actual full biological brothers with the same father and mother?!]

[Me me me! I really thought that before, because the two of them look so insanely alike!]

[So his Chinese name is Shen Jingchuan! It sounds so nice. Just listening to the names, they really do sound like brothers!]

[*Damn it, who said Alex Shen's last name was Shen with a different character?! This is clearly Shen, the same Shen as Shen Jinghe!*]

[*Now I finally understand why they bicker every time they meet! My brother and I are just like that—we just can't speak nicely to each other, we MUST bicker!*]

[*Ahhhhh, I've gone completely wild!*]

The show director: ‘Holy shit!!! How could this show NOT blow up?! How could it not blow up!!! What kind of immortal guests did he recruit?! Promoted, given a raise, making money, gaining fame—it's all thanks to them! I really want to kowtow to them right now!’

On set.

Shen Jingchuan was still acting completely unhinged. Yanking on Shen Jinghe’s hair, he curled his lips into a cold smirk.

"Heh, don't make me laugh! You're actually a green toad, even your head is green!

"Compared to me, you're just a little bro! I'm a rainbow-colored toad! Rainbow!! You, you, and you, you guys have definitely never seen one before, right?!

Domineering, cool, bossy, and totally mind-blowing—that's who I, Shen Jingchuan, am! You bunch of uncultured little tadpoles, come, today I'll let you broaden your horizons!"

As Shen Jingchuan rambled, he actually started taking off his clothes right then and there!!

￣□￣｜｜ Poked and called a "little tadpole," Wen Yan silently raised both hands to cover her eyes, only to open a tiny slit between her fingers.

Unbearable to watch—it was truly unbearable to watch!

It was just a pity they weren't allowed to bring phones, otherwise she could have recorded all of this.

Shen Jinghe was about to go insane: "Stop right there, Shen Jingchuan!"

Shen Jingchuan sneered, "What? Jealous that my physique is better than yours?"

"..." At this moment, Shen Jinghe's native tongue was utter speechlessness. "You will regret this. We are on a live broadcast."

"I don't give a damn what kind of broadcast it is! I'm rainbow-colored, so you have to listen to me! Once I reveal my true form, I'll blind all your dog eyes!"

"..." Shen Jinghe knit his brows tightly, digging out a whole castle with his toes for the first time in his life.

He let out a helpless sigh, then firmly pinned down Shen Jingchuan’s hands.

"You can't take off your clothes here, you'll catch a cold. How about this: if you really want to strip, let's head back into the house, okay? At least it's warm in there."

"Hmph, but I'm not cold at all! You weakling!"

"..." Shen Jinghe endured it. "You might not feel the cold because your nerve toxins have already paralyzed you. Sit down first, and I'll call the production crew to take you to see a doctor."

"Production crew? I'm participating in a wilderness survival challenge, aren't I?! Why are you making a call? If you make that call, won't I have to quit?! Why should I, the strongest rainbow toad on earth, quit?! If word gets out, won't I become a total laughingstock?!"

"..." *Please, is there any joke funnier than how you look right now?! A rainbow toad? This is beyond dramatic!!!*

However, seeing him in such a delirious state, Shen Jinghe truly couldn't bring himself to scold him any further.

"Save your energy. Wen Yan, please go get the satellite phone from my bag..."

Before Shen Jinghe could even finish his sentence—

*Bleh!*

Shen Jingchuan suddenly threw up all over him.

Shen Jinghe froze into stone on the spot, his pupils widening again and again.

Holding his breath, it took him several seconds before he began hypnotizing himself:

*This is my biological younger brother. I don't mind. I don't mind it one bit.*

Wen Yan: "I'll go make the call right now!"

Bullet Comments:

[*Even though it's hilarious, is he really going to quit like this? That's way too unfortunate!*]

[*But he's poisoned! What if missing the golden treatment window causes lasting harm? Nerve damage is super hard to recover from, and kidney failure would be even more severe!*]

[*They really are biological brothers! Usually they can't stand each other, but when something real happens, brotherhood comes first after all.*]

[*Yeah, hurry up and call the production team over! Someone in our town got mushroom poisoning before and couldn't be saved in time. Even though I laughed just now, this really isn't funny at all.*]

On set, Wen Yan got in touch with the production crew in the shortest possible time.

While waiting for the team to arrive, Shen Jingchuan threw up once more.

Wen Yan's worry for Shen Jingchuan was written all over her face as she ran back and forth, bringing water and handing over face cloths.

Shen Jinghe cleaned up the vomit for Shen Jingchuan without showing the slightest hint of disgust or impatience.

Seeing Shen Jingchuan like that, Wen Yan's eyes turned red:

"You absolutely must be okay! I'm sorry, I actually laughed at you secretly just now, I was wrong!"

[*Wwww, this line from Wen Yan brought me to tears too! I'm sorry Alex—no, it should be Shen Jingchuan! I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed so loudly just now. I hope you're okay!*]

[*Yes, please be safe! Hopefully it's just mild poisoning.*]

[*Wwww, if anything happens to him, I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life!*]

[*Bah bah bah! I feel like it shouldn't be too bad—he didn't seem to eat more than a few mushrooms just now.*]

The helicopter arrived very quickly. The production team and the accompanying doctor took Shen Jingchuan away at the very first moment.

The moment he left, the atmosphere among the remaining three became exceptionally heavy.

They didn't know what was happening with the other teams right now, but today was supposed to be their victory night as a group of four. No one expected it to end in such a manner.

Among the three, Jiang Wanwan’s emotional state was relatively better.

Though she wasn't good at comforting people, she still tried to speak up to Wen Yan and Shen Jinghe:

"Don't worry too much, didn't the accompanying doctor say it wasn't a major issue just now? There's a hospital right at the foot of the mountain. As soon as the results are out, the production team will notify us immediately.

"I asked them about the time just now, there are a little over two hours left before today ends. When the time comes, we can go straight to the hospital."

Wen Yan looked up at the pitch-black sky: "This is the first time I've felt two hours could be this agonizingly long. I can't sit still. According to our original plan, we should be dismantling the camp right now. I'll go do that right away!"

Shen Jinghe couldn't sit still either.

Even though he and Shen Jingchuan weren't usually close, the guy was his blood brother after all.

When they had dismantled nearly half of the camp, the call from the production crew finally came through.

The three immediately gathered together.

Though static crackled continuously through the satellite phone, the director's voice came through crystal clear:

"Rest assured, Alex isn't in any serious danger. He's on an IV drip right now, and he should make a full recovery in about 24 hours."

Hearing this response, all three breathed a collective sigh of relief.

Just as the director was preparing to hang up the phone, however, Shen Jinghe suddenly called out to stop him.

"Director, there's one thing I'd like to consult you about."

"What is it?"

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